The infamous UFC Brazilian fighter Royce Gracie came to our dojo this week to teach us all some Jujitzu. In my ignorance I knew nothing about Jujitzu or Royce Gracie but booked to attend the seminar based on the hype, and because I was intrigued to learn about another martial … Read the rest
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Marriage versus prostitution
It tickled me today to see that on Amazon Belle De Jour is #1 in books on prostitution and my book The Girlfriend Experience is #3 for family and marriage! Is it because my book is more personal and I’ve reflected a lot about myself as a person and the … Read the rest
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'I've been dying to meet you'…
…said the courier driver delivering my parcels. ‘Why?’ I asked dubiously, then after a very brief blonde moment I remembered the Sun story. He’d been trying for days to catch me in. Normally I collect and give my parcels at the door but into my apartment he waltzed asking if his wife … Read the rest
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Men and texting…
Please can some of you guys enlighten me about your texting? I got two words for ya – minimal info! With guys I end up texting twice as much because the info is not there. Lemme give you an example…
I borrowed a hoover off a neighbour. He text me … Read the rest
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Detox mania!
Why does everyone stop drinking in Jan? As if the anti climax of new year and the rotton weather and Jan blues isn’t enough? Why not put the icing on the cake and cut out everything you enjoy? Booze, fags, meat???? Lol.
I have friends that have stopped dairy, meat, … Read the rest
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